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Is it just me or will straight do just about anything not to say the word
"lesbian" during a conversation?
Recently, our 15 year old son's biology teacher called with a progress report. My
partner, Lora, answered my cell phone. Ms. Biology went on for several minutes before
Lora informed her that she was not Mary Kay. "Oh" says Ms. Biology, "well who is
this?" Lora told her that she was James' "stepmother". After a long pause, she says,
"Oh, so you and Mary Kay are 'friends'. Well, that's nice." Lora said, "No, I just
sleep with her."
Is it just me????
OK, I know the average person only takes about 30 seconds to scan a page and decide
if they want to move on. So I don't have time for foreplay, I gotta just start fuckin'
with ya mind right away! That's what comedy is anyway? Right? We take stuff that
we all know, that we all see, that happens to everyone and we show you the humor in it.
We basically make you laugh at yourself.
Now I'm just talking about normal, everyday stuff here. Like, is it me... Or does
everyone hold their breath right before they cum? Seriouly, I think they do. My
problem is, sometimes I have to climb that mountain a looonnggg time before I can fall
off that cliff. That, my butch brothers and femme sisters, can be a real problem!
One time particular comes to mind:
It's late, say 2am and there I am... up on my hands and knees, in the middle of the
bed. I'm sooooo close! Now while I do not drink a great deal, of course, this time I
was also soooo tipsy. (femmes only get tipsy, you know) Now, I had been close several
times, for about 30 minutes ( my butch gets big points for sticking it out) and then
FINALLY I was there! OH MY GODDESS! You know that kind I'm talking about. It
was one of those so good, you see stars and I did!
Later, when I came to, I realized those stars are a warning sign. Oh yeah... that's
what you see right before you loss consciousness. I had been holding my breath so
long, when it finnaly happened, I passed out! I tumbles off the bed and smacked my
head on the corner of my night stand. What if I had died? Can you imagine Butch
Charming explaining to your parents that she fucked you to death??? Yes, Mrs.
Adams... No, No really Mrs. Adams, she wasn't into kinky sex, she was just clumsy.